superpagangirl:

sustainablefarming:

adevilscharm:

sustainablefarming:

capitalism stop iiiiittttt. like for real stop

They say as they use the fruits of capitalism to post this.

shut up

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3rd January
3rd January

swordlesbianopinions:

a few people have messaged me about this, I have indeed seen.

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im 😒 at it, I was not asked and they only decided to include the lesbian flag after several people asked them about it despite it being a direct reference to my post, but like I don’t care to stop them. It’s disheartening, but whatever I guess.

This is not the first time it’s happened though, that they plan to make a kickstarter is something of a kick in the teeth.

I don’t particularly want to monetise this blog, it’s just a place where I can make light hearted jokes about how much I like swords, but if you did want to support me I do have a ko-fi.

I am currently in need of a new computer - if you’re not aware I am an artist and recently in the last year or so I’ve been learning to use Maya.

My computer is very old and not powerful enough for it, and after pushing it too hard it now crashes with a fatal error if I try using maya or blender etc. it sucks _ノ乙(、ン、)_

I made stuff like this while I had access to Maya,

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So if that looks cool to you n you’d like to help me save up to build a new computer, you can donate here: https://ko-fi.com/swordlesbianopinions

thank you in advance 💕

(via art-of-swords)

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3rd January

I’m cutting my hair short again. Long hair is really fun but I wanna dye my hair again and look less femme. Ima go back to being the goth sk8r boi I was meant to be.

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3rd January
green38-love:
“ Shelley Duvall eats cotton candy on the set of Brewster McCloud (1970)
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3rd January
caterpie:
“Metroid Fusion (2002)
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3rd January

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

The coach is showing those ladies how to walk in qipao 

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3rd January

thoughtsofaddiction:

sobeitjay2:

This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music

@compoyo

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2nd January

slojnomel:

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that’s it for today

@water-fast

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1st January
1st January

runningwolf62:

As an English Major and the child of a high school teacher I can tell you the people complaining about how symbolism is taught in High School are right. But that’s a symptom of a larger problem.

Symbolism in high school is taught in a very simple X means Y manner. This is entirely because of standardized tests. They aren’t teaching kids how to read or write as authors or English majors. They are teaching them to pass a test. Because they will get in trouble if the kids fail the test. They do this in every other subject too. We aren’t taught to think or analyze. We are taught to recite and memorize. Symbolism is important and you’re all right, the problem isn’t the students or the teachers its that we underfund schools and then base their money on how well their students can remember that “the color red means angry” rather than analyze the scene in a new and thoughtful way.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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29th December

fausse-femme:

katielittlejohn:

soorajmakhi:

theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick???

Ok so picture this I’m 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this

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And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he’s pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in… But something is wrong. He’s about to enter….

The. Wrong. Hole.

And my eyes widen, I go to shout “noooo!!!!” But it’s all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet.

We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I’m in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, “I am going to pass out.”

He doesn’t know I’m serious, he thinks I’m just being emotional, and he’s like “no baby come here” but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground.

He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I’m dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex.

SIMONE I AM YELLING

Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I didn’t make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after all.

@yurilanegra

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29th December

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

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@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

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its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

(via findingausernamefuckingsucks)

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29th December

soft-symbiote:

oliviascolomar:

venom knew they could trust eddie as soon as the two of them merged together bcus venom searched tom hardy’s memories and saw him help save all those lesbians in mad max fury road

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29th December
eightiesandninetiesanime:
“ X - the Movie
X/1999
X (1996)
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25th December